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3/5/2011
For once someone doesn't get arrested, but it doesn't make them any less of a bonehead! This dude wired 200 thousand dollars to his virtual girlfriend...then called the cops to save her from getting kidnapped in London. The problem is: the girlfriend was never REAL!
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2/26/2011
Well...in the moonshining business...you have to be careful. This one duo posted about a still (that's what they use to make MOONSHINE!) and the Alcohol police (yes there is such a thing, but they are really called the ABC) busted them...now they face charges. The Dukes of Hazzard never had that problem!
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2/19/2011
This one crazy man was filming himself for a YouTube video while he was driving...and he was pulled over for speeding. Cops claim he was going 120, he says it was only 100...the tape was confiscated for evidence!
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2/12/2011
Plain and simple...don't rat yourself out! Don't call the cops and ask how much trouble you would be in for growing pot in your basement! Whoops!
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2/5/2011
Ever feel like your teacher or professor really acted like an idiot, considering they're supposed to be so smart? Well, this one professor decided he would urinate on his colleagues office door after an argument...here's the wake-up call...HE WAS CAUGHT ON CAMERA!!! He should have checked that out first! He was arrested...and maybe he even lost his tenure!
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1/29/2011
Be sure to read the fine print!! This one guy thought he was calling for a hooker when he called the "police escort service." He was so sure, he even called three times! By the last call, police has his phone number traced...and they arrested him.
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1/22/2011
This is something in the past few weeks I always wondered if some BONEHEAD would try: Taking a car for a test drive from a dealership and deciding to steal the vehicle! It may seem too easy...probably because it is...but also very unwise...since usually, they retain a copy of your drivers license! This landed this crook in jail really quickly.
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1/15/2011
This one guy was too drunk to care! He broke into a house to rob it, and ened up staying for a few days, tankingup on Gin and Whiskey...then calling 9-1-1 because he couldn't get back out! (He somehow trapped himself inside!) Obviously he was ARRESTED!! Another thing to add to your list of things NOT to do!!!
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1/8/2010
Generally as a rule of thumb, if you're gonna rob a store...don't rob the one you work at!!! This one dude did so - as a disguise, thinking no one would recognize him, but it also turns out he wore the costume a few Halloweens ago. Needless to say...ARRESTED!!! (And jobless!)
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12/18/2010
If you think your boss is cruel, this one guy has most of them beat in one aspect! This dude owns a cobbler store...and the employees were complaining it was too cold, and wanted heaters. So, he got them a hypnotist instead...to make them believe it's warm in the office. Sounds like another case of cruel and unusual treatment to me!
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12/11/2010
In light of the colder weather...this one city worker near Washington D.C. sprayed the beltway down for ice with the wrong mixture of chemicals...making the road a slippery mess! Here I thought it was just my imagination sometimes when after they spray the chemicals...the roadway seems more slippery than it should be!
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12/04/2010
An unsafe place to keep your drug paraphanalia is apparently...in a safe! Two men were arrested after stealing a safe from a home...then the owner came down to the police station to claim it, and there was two pounds of "goods" inside...is it safe to say he was arrested as well?
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11/27/2010
This one dude was mad because he didn't get what he thought should be delivered when he was seeing some "women of the night". Apparently he went to police to report them for a consumer complaint...of course he was then arrested and held on a bond! Oops...be careful whom you tell what...
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11/20/2010
This dude in Florida decided to take off and run from the cops on his mower! It turns out he was an inmate, just being relased for work duties...and tried to flee as the boss had his back turned...he was captured not far down the road, for obvious reasons!
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11/13/2010
In the spirit of the season, this one teen tried to steal a whole turkey from a grocery store...by stuffing it down his pants!!! When the police started coming after him, he dumped the turkey (bad choice of words, I know!) and kept running...but was apprehended by police. My advice for this Thanksgiving is to just go outside and get a fresh live one...it's the path of least resistance!
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11/6/2010
A school is no place to get drunk...well, in the classroom at least! This one knucklehead teacher decided to get drunk on the job, and other teachers smelled the alcohol coming from the guys classroom! Upon investigation, a plastic bottle filled with alcohol was found next to the teacher, who landed in jail.
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10/30/2010
This guy in Georgia had a brilliant idea to make what he called a "boneheaded" move...he hopped on a moving luggage carousel in an airport and rode around on it to be filmed. He was arrested.
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10/23/2010
In other nude news, this jogger guy in Florida was jogging...naked...with goggles on! (Don't even try to reason with that thought, I'm not sure either...) The police couldn't get the man to stop jogging...so they used a stun gun to stop him! He was very appologetic after the fact...but no one is quite too sure why he wouldn't stop before he was stunned!
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10/16/2010
Plain and simple: Don't strip in the lobby of the police station! (Unless the police instruct you to!)This one dude stripped in the lobby...he now faces charges. OOPS!
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10/09/2010
Boyfriends and girlfriends get into fights...some verbal, and others physical. Sometimes the guy throws a punch, sometimes the girl gives a slap. For two other people...they wound up in jail for domestic battery...after the dude threw doughnuts at the girl...and the girl jammed bananas in the guys ears. Talk about getting down and dirty!
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10/02/2010
This guy in Australia called the police to pick him up for a ride home. He was drunk at the time...and not thinking about the 10 counts of jail breach he had against him...so they picked him up, and brought him to his NEW home....
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9/25/2010
If you're going to go to court for public intoxication...you might as well do it in style...like this guy in Georgia! He showed up totally BLASTED...and a breath test showed that he was twice the legal limit (of course he drove to court...). He's now behind bars.
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9/18/2010
If you're gonna seek out a police officer...hide your goods first!!! This woman in Florida flagged an officer down on the side of a highway...she was not only drunk, but she had her open bottle of alcohol on the seat, and her crack pipe in the door. OOPS....She's now wearing an orange jumpsuit!
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9/11/2010
This homeless dude in Oregon called 9-1-1 from a strange hot tub, asking for towels, hot chocolate and a hug. The nut also told the dispatcher he was a sheriff (oops)...and needed medical help. (I wonder what kind!) He's in a heap of trouble with the law now...
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9/4/2010
These dudes tried to rob a store and take multiple pairs of shoes and blenders...little did they realize that there were over 60 police officers at the store participating in a chairty event. The officers spotted the theives and arrested them on-site. It pays to scope your scene out first!!!
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8/28/2010
More inexperienced bank robbers hit another bank, as if they don't learn their lesson the first time...this woman robbed a bank, by writing her robbery note on the back of one of her prescriptions, and then handed it to the teller with her debit card to "recharge" it. The woman was captured less than an hour later.
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8/21/2010
If you commit a crime, and show up to court for it, be sure to leave your "goods" behind! This dude in court was being charged on a misdemeanor offense and he just started cracking up in the court room, and then he was searched and a whole bunch odf drugs were found on him! Talk about having a rough day....
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8/14/2010
These law enforcement tough guys went to a child's lemonade stand and shut it down, because there were local laws prohibiting business without a license. The law enforcement officers then apologized for being so cruel, and let the child open her stand back up.
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8/07/2010
This bonehead in Florida decided to steal a car, sell it on craigslist, and then stole it again...then did the same process twice more before police caught up to him from the leads people who got ripped off were able to give them.
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7/31/2010
If you go to the beach in Russia, look up! Some Russian investors decided the best way to attract people to their private beach was to strap a screaming donkey to a parachute...well, the police responded and...you know the rest.
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7/24/2010
Another drunken game that is a lot less fun than one may think is riding a crocodile? This dude in Australia decided to jump a fence and try to ride a crocodile...well he picked the wrong croc to mess with. This 16 foot croc was named "Fatso" and had every intention of living up to his name...and took a huge bite of the mans leg. He is now recovering in the hospital.
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7/17/2010
Some drinking games can be more fun than others...one that is NOT suggested is setting someone on fire. This one guy was set on fire as a "drinking game" but it all went wrong. It turns out the man has a prosthetic leg...that was flaming along side the road when police found the man. Fortunately for him, he survived his bout with fire.
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7/10/2010
The one guy decided to do a drive-thru robbery at a bank. One problem: his car has a LICENSE PLATE! Police easily tracked him down and jailed him.
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7/3/2010
Ever shoot your buddy in the butt to see if it hurts? Well, these two Australian men actually shot each other in the butt to see if they felt pain...both landed in the hospital with slug bullets that needed to be surgically removed. One man's gun license could be revoked.
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6/26/2010
If you have plans on breaking and entering, don't post your pictures on Facebook! These New Mexico college students broke into a Zoo, and took pictures of crawling under fences and other photos inside the Zoo. Since they posted the pictures on facebook...publically...they could now face charges.
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6/19/2010
Another idea not to try when looking for a spouse is calling 9-1-1! This one woman thought she could use them as her personal dating service. (I'm trying to figure out HOW the hell she thought this would work!) She repeatedly called the dispatcher and told her she was in need of a husband. The woman was finally taken to jail. Maybe she will find a husband there!
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6/12/2010
When planning to steal a car, one of the first things you should check are the brakes! This one guy stole a car and when he tried to stop, the brakes failed and he slammed into a tree...he went to jail.
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6/05/2010
There are old sayings about how spouses look like one another after being together a long time, and even sayings about owners looking like their dogs...but apparently, there's more truth to that than you'd think! Two dog owners got into a fight because one of the owners didn't like how their dogs were playing in the park. A third man got involved to try to break the fight up, when one of the owners bit the man on the wrist.
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5/29/2010
You also will want to avoid calling 9-1-1 to seal your drug deal. This dude in Washington State was trying to call room 119, but he got his numbers screwed up. Police traced the call and arrested the dealer and buyer.
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5/22/2010
You know you've lost it when you call 911 because you think a drug dealer has sold you fake drugs! This guy called 911 to tell them his drug dealer sold him fake drugs. The dealer was arrested for selling immitation drugs, then the caller was arrested for buying illegal substances. Clearly, there are no winners on this one!
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5/15/2010
Sometimes when someone is robbing a bank, their nerves make them hungry, like the woman who ate the note she was attempting to hand the teller, telling the worker that she was there to rob the bank. Once the woman tried to pass the note, she saw that directly behind her in line, was a police officer in full uniform. Then, she tried to eat the note. That plan back-fired and the woman was sent behind bars, and not the ones you drink at!
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5/8/2010
What happens when a cop decides to light up illegal substances he obtained from a street seller in his patrol car? He is spotted, and arrested, and he gets to check out the back-seat of his won patrol car!
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5/1/2010
You never know what you may find in the garden section of a department store! Maybe a rose bush, a bag of soil, or a guy shaking his exposed rear end in some woman's face who is just looking to plant her garden for the season. The man was arrested for indecent exposure.
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4/24/2010
Some burglars are crazier than others. This one guy was dangling from a ventilation unit inside of a convenience store, and was insisting to police that he was playing hide-and-go-seek. Police arrested the man for attempted burglary.
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4/17/2010
A father sent his kid to school with an illegal substance in the child's Elmo backpack. The father called the school, and asked to retrieve something from the backpack, which of course, meant school officals would have to enter the backpack. After discovering the substamce, school offcials contacted police, who arrested him when he arrived at the school to pick-up his goods, police arrested him.
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4/10/2010
If you're going to run from the cops, be sure not to make it an "ace in the hole!" This one guy was running from cops, and after leading them on a high speed chase, and a chase on foot, he climbed a 30 foot wall...into a prison!!
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4/03/2010
If you plan on robbing a bank anytime soon...don't call in the robbery before you get there! These dudes in Connecticut decided to call in the robbery and to 'have the bag ready' when they got there. They were met by the cops at the bank, and charged with robbery.
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3/27/2010
What kind of thief would rob a car rental place and leave their own keys behind...to their own car...which was outside of the place?? These two brothers robbed this rental car joint, and by the time the dudes realized what they did, the police were already hot on their trail. They both were arrested a short time later.
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3/20/2010
The tip of the day is to watch where you park your hearse! This funeral director illegally parked outside of a funeral home. Police towed the hearse without checking out what was inside...so when the funeral director went to get the hearse...it was gone, along with the body inside of it! After about two hours the impounded hearse was found...and the body was returned.
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3/13/2010
This guy in Florida throught it would be a great idea to rob a convenience store by taking 70 dollars worth of lotto tickets. After he did so, he took them home and scratched them off. The bonehead took them back to the same convenience store he robbed just the day before. The clerk recognized him, called the cops, and he was arrested. His stolen winning ticket was only worth 50 bucks.
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3/6/2010
If you're gonna try to rob a place...don't try to be a hero like Santa and come through the chimney! This dude was trying to rob a Brazilian grill when he decided to drop in through the chimney. Halfway down, he got stuck above the BBQ pit and had to call the police for help. Firefighters got him out so the police could arrest him.
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2/27/2010
When you think people are crazy or that you've seen it all...check this out! This dude got pissed at an ATM machine, so he stole a pick-up truck and rammed it into a gas station ATM...which knocked it loose. He then proceeded to prop the stolen ATM up against a wall and rammed it with the truck, repeatedly. It wouldn't break open...so he stole another truck and fleed the scene. Fortunately for him, the cops are still after him....if it were only so easy to cause a scene and not get caught!!!
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2/20/2010
Don't mess with the lunch lady! This girl in high school thought it would be cool to start a food fight, when she did...the lunch lady got creamed with vegetables...and that did it. The lunch lady threw food back..exchanged blows with the girl...so the lunch lady is facing criminal charges...and so does the high schooler. Talk about having a bad lunch!!
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2/13/2010
This dude out west ripped off a bottle of Schnapps from a grocery store and when he saw the police after him he ducked inside the nearest building...too bad that bulding was the police station!!!
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