The title says it all. Check out my "BoneHeads" section to read about some our not so bright members of society.
Christmas is almost here, and I'm not ready!!
OKAY! There's a week until Christmas!! I'm starting to pull my hair out! Why you ask?? I don't know what to get anyone for Christmas!! AHHH! I usually finish all my shopping before Thanksgiving, and I'm MORE than done by now. Thsi year, I've procrastinated so much...that I'm scared to go to the stores! I'm also looking for the best deals I can find. I'll never go to the store on Black Friday morning, I'm not THAT into being a deal shopper...but I'm definitely behind!! I looked up some of the hottest gifts to give this year...and I'm not a fan of any of them! The first was a Tablet PC. I CAN NOT afford that! That's out of my budget even for myself! The second is a lego set. While that is a cool gift for kids...I'm not buying for any kids this year, so that's no help, unless I give my parents and Godparents lego sets that are put together (HA! I'm NOT doing that...I don't have the time!) The third was a travel coffee mug. While I can see that being a practical gift, I think it's really a cheap way of saying to someone 'I didn't know what to get you soooo...' Yeah. I'm skipping that. I personally don't use the one I have, so if someone got that for me, it probably wouldn't leave the closet. I think that's a pretty bad gift idea, but it's tops this year! Go figure!!
Damn Stubborn Turkey!!
Okay, well let me preface this post by saying in the end...everything turned out okay. It was a production and a half!!! We named our tukey Henry this year. (I'm not sure why, I didn't even pick the name out!) I'll now formally refer to the turky as 'Henry.' It wasn't a total crisis, but Henry decided ythat after siiting in the fridge since Sunday, he didn't want to be entirely thawed out yet. So here I am, trying to get this turkey apart to get it ready for the oven, and I can't budge anything because he's still FROZEN!! I spent about an hour running it under cold water. I was finally able to get the turkey apart the way it needed to be...and all was good. I basted him up, popped him in the oven, and it was a success!! He looked like he went through a little trauma after he came out of the oven...his leg was kinda hanging there...but it was just because I was having SUCH a hard time getting him thawed out! This led me to look online about rinsing the trkey under water. I actually learned that the only reason they say not to rinse pultry with water is because of the splatter of water with bacteria...which will get on countertops, and any other surfaces in your kitchen. I'm a lysol fiend...so that was no problem! The worst thing that happened to me was nearly frostbitten fingers! That was quite an experience...and would have been a disaster if it had been frozen any more than it was!! I was talking to a co-worker today, and he informed me that usually it's 5 pounds per day for thawing in the fridge. So a 15 pound turkey would thaw for 3 days. That was Henry, he didn't follow the guidelines at all!!! Thank goodness that's over until next Thanksgiving!! Do I HAVE to cook!?
Lindsey Lohan Strikes Again!
This time on herself!!!! Oh Lindsey - you will NEVER learn!!! I know everyone is probably about as sick and tired of hearing about her as I am, but she really keeps doing the craziest things. Since she had her probation revoked for numerous violations reently, she showed up 40 minutes late to the L.A. City Morgue yesterday. That clearly did not please the supervisors...but they got everything cleared up. Now she will be FORCED to be on-time! Being late is not only disrespectful, but it can easily be avoided. Her council says she was stressed and confused - which is why she was late. However, it appears the greater issue was she was running 40 minutes behind on her own schedule...which made her late. EARTH TO LINDSEY!! You'll be in these situations the REST of your life if you don't wake up!!! I'm not sure what's going through her mind - then again, I don't think I want to know. What I do know is - Lindsey will always be known for her crazy shenanigans, and not for her roles in all those movies. Money can't fix everything!
Bonified Rock
Incubus Week & Free Download!
Feb 20 2012 4:20PM
Posted 2 days 10 hrs 4 mins ago
It's Incubus Week on The Bone! When you hear an Incubus song in its entirety this week on 107-The Bone, be caller #10 to 1-877-810-2663, & you win tix to see them 5/16 at the brand-new Sands Bethlehem Events Center! Perfect timing for Incubus Week here at The Bone: Don't want to wait to see if you win tickets, click here to buy them now. Incubus is offering a free download of their "Friends & Lovers" EP on their website http://incubushq.com/.
Metallica announced their Orion Music + More Festival June 23rd & 24th @ Bader Field in Atlantic City. Metallica will headline both days, playing the "Black album" in its entirety one night, and "Ride The Lightning" the other night, and be joined by over 22 artists, including Avenged Sevenfold, Cage the Elephant, The Gaslight Anthem, Artic Monkeys, Modest Mouse & more. Tickets are on sale now. Get more info @ www.orionmusicandmore.com
Livin' On The Edge
Nov 30 2011 10:10PM
Posted 84 days 4 hrs 14 mins ago
Wednesday is the big day!! The Bone hits Harrah's Casino in AC with all of our qualifiers on the Bone Express to make the big bet! Someone might be coming home with $5,000 in their pocket! Good luck!!
Click here to check out the video about the making of Rise Against's cover version of "The Ballad of Hollis Brown." The song can be found on the new Chimes of Freedom: The Song of Bob Dylan tribute album produced by Amnesty International.
Van Halen
Nov 30 2011 10:08PM
Posted 84 days 4 hrs 16 mins ago
Van Halen hits the road this summer in support of their new album, A Different Kind Of Truth. The new single is "Tattoo." Did you hear it yet? What do you think of it? Best they can do? David Lee Roth wrote the lyrics.
