SNOOKI'S MUG SHOT

Jersey Shore munchkin Snooki was arrrested in Seaside Heights for disorderly conduct after a beer bong and body shots at the Shore. She looks pretty rough in this photo. Nice smeared eye makeup! Even her famous "poof" didn't survive this night of hard partying! 

LINDSAY LOHAN'S ORANGE JAIL JUMPSUIT

Okay so it's not really a mug shot, it's an orange prison jumpsuit, but close enough! Here's what Lindsay will be sporting in jail for a few days until they release her early due to "over-crowding" a la Paris Hilton.

CHARLIE SHEEN BUSTED IN ASPEN

Nothing says Merry Christmas quite like a domestic violence charge!  Charlie Sheen was arrested Christmas morning in Aspen on domestic violence charges. Sheen was charged with second degree assault and criminal mischief after getting into an argument with his wife Brooke Mueller. Sources say he threatened her with a knife and the couple was discussing a possible divorce. He was released on $8,500 bail.

IT'S THAT CHICK FROM THE HILLS!

Here's the mugshot of that Bee-Otch from The Hills, Stephanie Pratt.  She was formally chargd with DUI after her recent arrest in Hollywood. She could pass for Rob Zombie's Living Dead Girlfriend!!  

OLD SCHOOL BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG MUG SHOT FROM HIS DUI ARREST IN 2003!!

Billie Joe Armstrong was arrested by Berkeley, California cops in January 2003 and charged with drunk driving. The 30-year-old punk rocker was behind the wheel of his black BMW convertible when police pulled him over for speeding. After smelling booze on his breath, police administered a Breathalyer test, with Armstrong blowing a .18, more than twice the state's legal limit of .08.

THREE'S COMPANY CHICK'S DUI MUGSHOT

Joyce Dewitt, the chick who played "Janet Wood" on "Three's Company" 8,000,000 years ago, was arrested Saturday in El Segundo, CA on suspicion of DUI.  "Janet" was pulled over after driving through a barricade.  When police approached, she smelled like alcohol and failed sobriety tests.  She was released on $5,000 bail. Nice mugshot!   

HEATHER LOCKLEAR BOOKED FOR DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF MEDS!!

Tommy Lee and Richie Sambora’s ex- Heather Locklear was arrested Saturday in Santa Barbara on suspicion of Driving under the Influence. Alcohol was not a factor though. Police believe Heather was under the influence of prescription meds!!! Somebody called the cops after seeing Heather driving erratically, and then a police officer noticed her car parked on the highway blocking a lane! Heather was booked and released without bail. Check out her mug shot!

WEILAND SPENDS A WHOPPING 13 MINUTES IN JAIL?!?!

According to TMZ.com and Perez Hilton, Scott Weiland was released from jail at 6:54pm Monday, May 12th, just 14 minutes after he was officially booked into jail. Weiland turned himself in at 8:55 am Monday, was officially booked just after Noon, and then checked into prison at 6:41pm. If he was released at 6:54 pm, if I’m doing the math correctly, that’s just 14 minutes in jail! That leaves Weiland free to play with STP Saturday, May 17th at the Rock on the Range festival in Ohio.

VANILLA ICE: ICE ICE BABY

First Vanilla Ice ripped off Queen and David Bowie, and now he has been ordered to stay away from his wife after being arrested late last week on a domestic abuse charge in Palm Beach.

RICHIE SAMBORA: HE NEEDS SOME "GUY LINER"

Bon Jovi’s guitarist was pulled over in LA last month in his HUMMER, (there’s a joke in there somewhere), and charged with misdemeanor drunk driving. He was weaving on the PCH, the Pacific Coastal Highway, in Laguna Beach, CA. The court date is set for May 7th so stay tuned!