9/4/2010: These dudes tried to rob a store and take multiple pairs of shoes and blenders...little did they realize that there were over 60 police officers at the store participating in a chairty event. The officers spotted the theives and arrested them on-site. It pays to scope your scene out first!!!

8/28/2010: More inexperienced bank robbers hit another bank, as if they don't learn their lesson the first time...this woman robbed a bank, by writing her robbery note on the back of one of her prescriptions, and then handed it to the teller with her debit card to "recharge" it. The woman was captured less than an hour later. 

8/21/2010: If you commit a crime, and show up to court for it, be sure to leave your "goods" behind! This dude in court was being charged on a misdemeanor offense and he just started cracking up in the court room, and then he was searched and a whole bunch odf drugs were found on him! Talk about having a rough day....

8/14/2010: These law enforcement tough guys went to a child's lemonade stand and shut it down, because there were local laws prohibiting business without a license. The law enforcement officers then apologized for being so cruel, and let the child open her stand back up.

8/07/2010: This bonehead in Florida decided to steal a car, sell it on craigslist, and then stole it again...then did the same process twice more before police caught up to him from the leads people who got ripped off were able to give them.

7/31/2010: If you go to the beach in Russia, look up! Some Russian investors decided the best way to attract people to their private beach was to strap a screaming donkey to a parachute...well, the police responded and...you know the rest.

7/24/2010: Another drunken game that is a lot less fun than one may think is riding a crocodile? This dude in Australia decided to jump a fence and try to ride a crocodile...well he picked the wrong croc to mess with. This 16 foot croc was named "Fatso" and had every intention of living up to his name...and took a huge bite of the mans leg. He is now recovering in the hospital.

7/17/2010: Some drinking games can be more fun than others...one that is NOT suggested is setting someone on fire. This one guy was set on fire as a "drinking game" but it all went wrong. It turns out the man has a prosthetic leg...that was flaming along side the road when police found the man. Fortunately for him, he survived his bout with fire.

7/10/2010: The one guy decided to do a drive-thru robbery at a bank. One problem: his car has a LICENSE PLATE! Police easily tracked him down and jailed him.

7/3/2010: Ever shoot your buddy in the butt to see if it hurts? Well, these two Australian men actually shot each other in the butt to see if they felt pain...both landed in the hospital with slug bullets that needed to be surgically removed. One man's gun license could be revoked.

6/26/2010: If you have plans on breaking and entering, don't post your pictures on Facebook! These New Mexico college students broke into a Zoo, and took pictures of crawling under fences and other photos inside the Zoo. Since they posted the pictures on facebook...publically...they could now face charges.

6/19/2010: Another idea not to try when looking for a spouse is calling 9-1-1! This one woman thought she could use them as her personal dating service. (I'm trying to figure out HOW the hell she thought this would work!) She repeatedly called the dispatcher and told her she was in need of a husband. The woman was finally taken to jail. Maybe she will find a husband there!

6/12/2010: When planning to steal a car, one of the first things you should check are the brakes! This one guy stole a  car and when he tried to stop, the brakes failed and he slammed into a tree...he went to jail.

6/05/2010: There are old sayings about how spouses look like one another after being together a long time, and even sayings about owners looking like their dogs...but apparently, there's more truth to that than you'd think! Two dog owners got into a fight because one of the owners didn't like how their dogs were playing in the park. A third man got involved to try to break the fight up, when one of the owners bit the man on the wrist.

5/29/2010: You also will want to avoid calling 9-1-1 to seal your drug deal. This dude in Washington State was trying to call room 119, but he got his numbers screwed up. Police traced the call and arrested the dealer and buyer.

5/22/2010: You know you've lost it when you call 911 because you think a drug dealer has sold you fake drugs!  This guy called 911 to tell them his drug dealer sold him fake drugs. The dealer was arrested for selling immitation drugs, then the caller was arrested for buying illegal substances. Clearly, there are no winners on this one!

5/15/2010: Sometimes when someone is robbing a bank, their nerves make them hungry, like the woman who ate the note she was attempting to hand the teller, telling the worker that she was there to rob the bank. Once the woman tried to pass the note, she saw that directly behind her in line, was a police officer in full uniform. Then, she tried to eat the note. That plan back-fired and the woman was sent behind bars, and not the ones you drink at!

5/8/2010: What happens when a cop decides to light up illegal substances he obtained from a street seller in his patrol car? He is spotted, and arrested, and he gets to check out the back-seat of his won patrol car!

5/1/2010: You never know what you may find in the garden section of a department store! Maybe a rose bush, a bag of soil, or a guy shaking his exposed rear end in some woman's face who is just looking to plant her garden for the season. The man was arrested for indecent exposure.

4/24/2010: Some burglars are crazier than others. This one guy was dangling from a ventilation unit inside of a convenience store, and was insisting to police that he was playing hide-and-go-seek. Police arrested the man for attempted burglary.

4/17/2010: A father sent his kid to school with an illegal substance in the child's Elmo backpack. The father called the school, and asked to retrieve something from the backpack, which of course, meant school officals would have to enter the backpack. After discovering the substamce, school offcials contacted police, who arrested him when he arrived at the school to pick-up his goods, police arrested him.

4/10/2010: If you're going to run from the cops, be sure not to make it an "ace in the hole!" This one guy was running from cops, and after leading them on a high speed chase, and a chase on foot, he climbed a 30 foot wall...into a prison!!

2/13/2010: This dude out west ripped off a bottle of Schnapps from a grocery store and when he saw the police after him he ducked inside the nearest building...too bad that bulding was the police station!!!

2/20/2010: Don't mess with the lunch lady! This girl in high school thought it would be cool to start a food fight, when she did...the lunch lady got creamed with vegetables...and that did it. The lunch lady threw food back..exchanged blows with the girl...so the lunch lady is facing criminal charges...and so does the high schooler. Talk about having a bad lunch!!

2/27/2010: When you think people are crazy or that you've seen it all...check this out! This dude got pissed at an ATM machine, so he stole a pick-up truck and rammed it into a gas station ATM...which knocked it loose. He then proceeded to prop the stolen ATM up against a wall and rammed it with the truck, repeatedly. It wouldn't break open...so he stole another truck and fleed the scene. Fortunately for him, the cops are still after him....if it were only so easy to cause a scene and not get caught!!!

3/6/2010: If you're gonna try to rob a place...don't try to be a hero like Santa and come through the chimney! This dude was trying to rob a Brazilian grill when he decided to drop in through the chimney. Halfway down, he got stuck above the BBQ pit and had to call the police for help. Firefighters got him out so the police could arrest him.

3/13/2010: This guy in Florida throught it would be a great idea to rob a convenience store by taking 70 dollars worth of lotto tickets. After he did so, he took them home and scratched them off. The bonehead took them back to the same convenience store he robbed just the day before. The clerk recognized him, called the cops, and he was arrested. His stolen winning ticket was only worth 50 bucks.

3/20/2010: The tip of the day is to watch where you park your hearse! This funeral director illegally parked outside of a funeral home. Police towed the hearse without checking out what was inside...so when the funeral director went to get the hearse...it was gone, along with the body inside of it! After about two hours the impounded hearse was found...and the body was returned.

3/27/2010: What kind of thief would rob a car rental place and leave their own keys behind...to their own car...which was outside of the place?? These two brothers robbed this rental car joint, and by the time the dudes realized what they did, the police were already hot on their trail. They both were arrested a short time later.

4/03/2010: If you plan on robbing a bank anytime soon...don't call in the robbery before you get there! These dudes in Connecticut decided to call in the robbery and to 'have the bag ready' when they got there. They were met by the cops at the bank, and charged with robbery.